There’s a stray cat that’s been making little stray kittens. We captured the kittens and gave the feral cat a reason to be afraid of the broom for the rest of her life. It was a noble effort. And then they charged me 35 freaking dollars at the humane society to give them up. psht. Anyway, now I’m excited to rent a cat trap and catch that bitch.
The adorable kittens have personalities that suit their names:
Ringo was like a little Fonzie and didn’t do anything stupid.
Butch was a little feisty boxer and knows what it’s like to kill a man.
Honey Bunny needed to chill out but we’re proud of her.