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- Pro tip: jam a guitar pick into whatever is rattling to stop it from rattling., Jul 10
- Judge a person by how many napkins they take from the napkin dispenser., Aug 15
- The more expensive the hotel, the less likely the inclusion of free wifi., Nov 10
- Ceci n'est pas une |., Jun 18
- I am of the generation that acquired firstname.lastname at http://t.co/9zEYeyYrRu before someone else did., Apr 6