{"id":503,"date":"2006-05-27T10:32:00","date_gmt":"2006-05-27T10:32:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bmfofliquidinc.wordpress.com\/2006\/05\/27\/cat-scratch-fever\/"},"modified":"2006-05-27T10:32:00","modified_gmt":"2006-05-27T10:32:00","slug":"cat-scratch-fever","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/archive.mikebuffington.net\/02\/?p=503","title":{"rendered":"Cat Scratch Fever"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/mikebuffington.net\/photos\/strays.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p><!--more Ringo, Butch, Honey Bunny-->There&#8217;s a stray cat that&#8217;s been making little stray kittens. We captured the kittens and gave the feral cat a reason to be afraid of the broom for the rest of her life. It was a noble effort. And then they charged me 35 freaking dollars at the humane society to give them up. psht. Anyway, now I&#8217;m excited to rent a cat trap and catch that bitch.<\/p>\n<p>The adorable kittens have personalities that suit their names:<br \/>\nRingo was like a little Fonzie and didn&#8217;t do anything stupid.<br \/>\nButch was a little feisty boxer and knows what it&#8217;s like to kill a man.<br \/>\nHoney Bunny needed to chill out but we&#8217;re proud of her.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[3],"class_list":["post-503","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-animals"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/archive.mikebuffington.net\/02\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/503","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/archive.mikebuffington.net\/02\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/archive.mikebuffington.net\/02\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/archive.mikebuffington.net\/02\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/archive.mikebuffington.net\/02\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=503"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/archive.mikebuffington.net\/02\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/503\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/archive.mikebuffington.net\/02\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=503"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/archive.mikebuffington.net\/02\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=503"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/archive.mikebuffington.net\/02\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=503"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}